Dissection of mail ids

Disclaimer : the subsequent passage is not meant to hurt or mock anyone . In case you fall in category 2 you wouldnt feel insulted in the 1st place coz u dont have the wits to comprehend the fact that you are being mocked plus you are super cool man.

As much as I've observed all the email ids can be categorized into 3 parts

1. the decent types:: this is the type of email id that a normal mature person adopts.he/she uses his/her name(only their name) conjuncted/or not to some other word. The word he/she picks is usually the one which the person thinks resembles his/her personality the best.Example vineet.keshri,kshitijrajiv,etc.People with such ids are pretty average down to earth people precisely why they are the least pinged when they join public chat room(much to their sorrow).They lack the flamboyance which people of category 2 savour .The advantage they have is that when they enter college they don't need to change their id because they dont get embarrassed when a girl asks for it.They have the benefit of using their id throughout their lives such as for placements and jobs and stuff and even when they are 40.
2. the wannabe:: this is exactly the type of id that a wannabe uses its characteristics being- it may/may not contain his/her name but will surely contain self-descriptive terms like cool,hot,funk,gorgeous,etc.Its like they are trying to project themselves to be the most desired person around.they fabricate they image in the byte world so as to lure unsuspecting people into being friends with them and then boring them for ages there-after.Example jai.cool.funk , amit4u , coolestshivi , kevin_alien007 , priya.gorgeous,etc . people do you really want us to believe you.They think that the world will certify the fact that they are cool or hot or watever and we all will worship them just by ascertaining the fact that they have used such terms in chosing their id.they also suffer with many problems in life , like they cant give such an id for placement purposes,job,etc.when they become MATURE (that is if they ever do) then they realise the stupidity of their id and the subsequent need to change it.
3. the new beginners:: this is the type of id that contains usually the full name followed by a sequence of digits.the sequence of digits used are not arbitrary but to a possibility of 99.23% are the digits of either their birth date (ddmmyy) or of the year they established their presence in the internet circuit.examples anshulbansal1988 , sanjay2007 , etc.these are the people who when they created their account didnt exactly know what they will b doing on the internet or how big/small the internet will be a part in their life.They just created the account for the heck of it.They are usually not techo-savy and kindof introvert . People with such ids share the benefits of category 1 but with 1 disadvantage , they cant conceal their birth date or age , so they rule out the possibility of avoiding giving birthday treat by giving wrong information about their birthdate.