Baba Sri Sri Ayush ka gyan

Today's topic is GIRLS.The following are a few characteristics of girls ( typically of Indian origin and culture so Kohli tu lite le)
1. They are the biggest hypocrites.They will wear t-shirt that will be just long enough to touch the upper border of their jeans but whenever they will bend or sit their tshirt will get raised and then starts the continuous intermittent fidgeting with the tshirt.Girl if u r conscious abt showing off ur skin then wear something an inch longer , NO that they wont do.Its like they r offering us a sleaze fest with periodic censorship.Its very irritating for the guy sitting across the table coz it makes him conscious too.You make him feel as if ur saying "Stop staring at my waist u pervert bcoz of u ive to pull down my tshirt every second"
2. Two girls can never b good friends(as good as we guys gel).Ive never come across 2 girls who r friends infront of each other be as good a friend behind the other one's back.Its like they have this inherent weakness(bitchiness) to rattle out dark secrets and bad things about the other girl behind her back.They just cant see the other one happy.
3. They are million to the power 1 million times emotional than us.they have a tendency to cry at even very insignificant things.Its like a challenge for the guy "lets see if u can pass a week without making me cry".Im not satanic but the best part is that just when they r abt to cry they all look so sooo cute that u just cant help urself but to hurt them again just to see that cute look , but once the actual crying start its quite a disheartening sight.Relation with a girl is like adopting a baby ull have to b always alert , careful and handle them very carefully.
4. Girls r usually dumb.the hardest thing is to make a girl realize u like her.See girls have this ego/attitude that they wont approach the guy even if they like him and they r sadist to the core that they wont even drop off hints that they like the guy in question.Its only when the guy takes a blind leap of hope and confesses his affection towards the girl that the girl says " idiot ive liked u for ages pehle kyun nahi kaha".but usually out of fear and lack of confidence the guy is not able to communicate his affection and thats how 74.34 % of crushes end , rather than being expressed they r mumbled in the mouth a million times but never actually spoken.
5. Girls want to listen they r the best if watever they do or watever they wear.Dudettes be realistic there is always room for improvement. If a guy does the unthinkable of advising a girl that this tshirt is not matching wd this jeans or something of this sort he is being told u dont like me anymore, u dont like the was i dress, etc.On the other hand we have to face comments like uve a bad choice of clothes/no colour sense when u pick ur clothes,etc and dare we say anything.
6. There is something in babies and puppies that stimulates a sense of motherhood in them and then everything around them is secondary its just the baby/puppy who is the apple of their eye.I wish to b a puppy in my next life atleast koi bandi pyaar toh karegi.