Saw the most awaited movie of the year GHAJINI.My anticipation had exceeded all bounds seeing the trailer over and over again and listening to the songs.But the movie did not live up to MY expectation.Here is what all ive learnt seeing the movie :-
1. South ka director will remain South ka director no matter who they work with ,if uve ever seen any South ki flick u can readily identify similar patterns.Its as if they are so stereotype that they cant work outside their genre.Even Aamir Khan the last surviving sane artist of Bollywood got contaminated by Tollywood(or watever) and followed a numb-witted jackass(read Director) by performing a very well written role(watch "Momento")in a very senseless fashion.
2.South has some pretty good babes. Asin has the looks and acting skills but i didnt pay 120 bucks to see a cute babe ive Chikipedia for that.
3.Jia khan's role was meaningless and stupid( she was studying 3rd year MBBS at a prestigious medical college lol).A spasmodic panicky cry-baby whose sole purpose was do an item number to satisfy the sexually raging spectators(it seemed as if her clothes were ravaged by hungry dogs before she wore them , and who performs at a college fest like that).
4.The most idiotic part of the movie was the final fight.In the grand finale Aamir goes all hell broke loose and beats up around 40-50 people single handily by his bare arms.If Sunny Deol did it in that shitty movie GADAR it was ridiculous but when Mr ' so called perfectionist ' did it in a fit of rage it became awesome.I cant seem to comprehend the fact that Mr Ghajini was a prosperous mafia/don , none of his men including him had a single gun/pistol.Is this the level to which our Indian villains have stooped not a single gun/pistol thoo.
5. Lastly I know Aamir's role had a good built but surviving a rod thrust in your abdomen , dude r u serious?? . Even if one even if one accepts the incomprehensible , is the Mumbai Police too busy throwing lover out of parks that they did nothing when a man supposedly killed 30 something people , where is the law and order or is it that is u have short term memory ur exempt from every crime.
The reason im so much enraged after watching Ghajini is coz it was Aamir Khan , he was the LAST SAMURAI and he's let himself down.Not only did he work in a inspired(read shamelessly copied) movie but he screwed it up. So only god help Bollywood.And no im not practising to be a film critic.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Baba Sri Sri Ayush ka gyan
Today's topic is GIRLS.The following are a few characteristics of girls ( typically of Indian origin and culture so Kohli tu lite le)
1. They are the biggest hypocrites.They will wear t-shirt that will be just long enough to touch the upper border of their jeans but whenever they will bend or sit their tshirt will get raised and then starts the continuous intermittent fidgeting with the tshirt.Girl if u r conscious abt showing off ur skin then wear something an inch longer , NO that they wont do.Its like they r offering us a sleaze fest with periodic censorship.Its very irritating for the guy sitting across the table coz it makes him conscious too.You make him feel as if ur saying "Stop staring at my waist u pervert bcoz of u ive to pull down my tshirt every second"
2. Two girls can never b good friends(as good as we guys gel).Ive never come across 2 girls who r friends infront of each other be as good a friend behind the other one's back.Its like they have this inherent weakness(bitchiness) to rattle out dark secrets and bad things about the other girl behind her back.They just cant see the other one happy.
3. They are million to the power 1 million times emotional than us.they have a tendency to cry at even very insignificant things.Its like a challenge for the guy "lets see if u can pass a week without making me cry".Im not satanic but the best part is that just when they r abt to cry they all look so sooo cute that u just cant help urself but to hurt them again just to see that cute look , but once the actual crying start its quite a disheartening sight.Relation with a girl is like adopting a baby ull have to b always alert , careful and handle them very carefully.
4. Girls r usually dumb.the hardest thing is to make a girl realize u like her.See girls have this ego/attitude that they wont approach the guy even if they like him and they r sadist to the core that they wont even drop off hints that they like the guy in question.Its only when the guy takes a blind leap of hope and confesses his affection towards the girl that the girl says " idiot ive liked u for ages pehle kyun nahi kaha".but usually out of fear and lack of confidence the guy is not able to communicate his affection and thats how 74.34 % of crushes end , rather than being expressed they r mumbled in the mouth a million times but never actually spoken.
5. Girls want to listen they r the best if watever they do or watever they wear.Dudettes be realistic there is always room for improvement. If a guy does the unthinkable of advising a girl that this tshirt is not matching wd this jeans or something of this sort he is being told u dont like me anymore, u dont like the was i dress, etc.On the other hand we have to face comments like uve a bad choice of clothes/no colour sense when u pick ur clothes,etc and dare we say anything.
6. There is something in babies and puppies that stimulates a sense of motherhood in them and then everything around them is secondary its just the baby/puppy who is the apple of their eye.I wish to b a puppy in my next life atleast koi bandi pyaar toh karegi.
1. They are the biggest hypocrites.They will wear t-shirt that will be just long enough to touch the upper border of their jeans but whenever they will bend or sit their tshirt will get raised and then starts the continuous intermittent fidgeting with the tshirt.Girl if u r conscious abt showing off ur skin then wear something an inch longer , NO that they wont do.Its like they r offering us a sleaze fest with periodic censorship.Its very irritating for the guy sitting across the table coz it makes him conscious too.You make him feel as if ur saying "Stop staring at my waist u pervert bcoz of u ive to pull down my tshirt every second"
2. Two girls can never b good friends(as good as we guys gel).Ive never come across 2 girls who r friends infront of each other be as good a friend behind the other one's back.Its like they have this inherent weakness(bitchiness) to rattle out dark secrets and bad things about the other girl behind her back.They just cant see the other one happy.
3. They are million to the power 1 million times emotional than us.they have a tendency to cry at even very insignificant things.Its like a challenge for the guy "lets see if u can pass a week without making me cry".Im not satanic but the best part is that just when they r abt to cry they all look so sooo cute that u just cant help urself but to hurt them again just to see that cute look , but once the actual crying start its quite a disheartening sight.Relation with a girl is like adopting a baby ull have to b always alert , careful and handle them very carefully.
4. Girls r usually dumb.the hardest thing is to make a girl realize u like her.See girls have this ego/attitude that they wont approach the guy even if they like him and they r sadist to the core that they wont even drop off hints that they like the guy in question.Its only when the guy takes a blind leap of hope and confesses his affection towards the girl that the girl says " idiot ive liked u for ages pehle kyun nahi kaha".but usually out of fear and lack of confidence the guy is not able to communicate his affection and thats how 74.34 % of crushes end , rather than being expressed they r mumbled in the mouth a million times but never actually spoken.
5. Girls want to listen they r the best if watever they do or watever they wear.Dudettes be realistic there is always room for improvement. If a guy does the unthinkable of advising a girl that this tshirt is not matching wd this jeans or something of this sort he is being told u dont like me anymore, u dont like the was i dress, etc.On the other hand we have to face comments like uve a bad choice of clothes/no colour sense when u pick ur clothes,etc and dare we say anything.
6. There is something in babies and puppies that stimulates a sense of motherhood in them and then everything around them is secondary its just the baby/puppy who is the apple of their eye.I wish to b a puppy in my next life atleast koi bandi pyaar toh karegi.
Monday, December 22, 2008
FIRST OF MANY THEORIES I HAVE
THEORY 1 ::
GUYS AND GALS CAN NEVER BE JUST FRIENDS
I know i must have raised many eye-brows by the title itself. Ok plebeians calm down you all may not agree with me , i know i will b vehemently opposed , ridiculed , even ostracized for having this kind of an opinion.But this is my blog and my views so deal with it plus im all prepared to be judged by anyone and everyone.Ok so now let me elaborate on the "LAW" and state its clauses and conditions.- a guy and a girl can never just good friends.During the course of their relationship sometime or the other the guy or the gal(usually the guy , coz we r super despo) begin to feel towards the other person more than just friendship.He / she may not come out of the closet with those feeling thinking they may " loose their friend " ( actually they are gutless losers ) .So they keep these feeling pent up inside them forever or till the time these feeling die out or some other FRIEND comes in their life for whom they begin to feel even strongly.
Ok up till this line 99.67% of u do not agree with me , even i fall in the 99.67% category.But now let me state the exceptions to this law.This law is like ORGANIC CHEMISTRY exceptions are more important than the actual principle.
1. If either the guy or the gal is committed to someone else , it has been found in many cases that those special feelings do not originate.
2. If you are not attracted by the other person's physical appearance then you can be friends , but i speak for you coz the other person may have feeling for you after all BEAUTY LIES IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.No matter whatever you say "inner beauty is this...inner beauty is that..." ull always prefer a partner to whom you are physically attracted."love at first sight" is the perfect example to support my claim , how can u love a person without even knowing his/her name ,character , nature, etc. its the physical attraction that people call love@1st site.
3. If the other person is your friend's sister/brother , ex-lover , current companion , etc. you two can be friends. Ill take a moment here to tell you all about the "BRO CODE". You all may have heard it somewhere or the other , it actually does exist and here it is :: " a friend should not allow feelings to develop within him towards his friend's sister (be it cousin) or his girl friend ".This code has been followed for ages in the men society and even many times violated but still considered irrefutable.
GUYS AND GALS CAN NEVER BE JUST FRIENDS
I know i must have raised many eye-brows by the title itself. Ok plebeians calm down you all may not agree with me , i know i will b vehemently opposed , ridiculed , even ostracized for having this kind of an opinion.But this is my blog and my views so deal with it plus im all prepared to be judged by anyone and everyone.Ok so now let me elaborate on the "LAW" and state its clauses and conditions.- a guy and a girl can never just good friends.During the course of their relationship sometime or the other the guy or the gal(usually the guy , coz we r super despo) begin to feel towards the other person more than just friendship.He / she may not come out of the closet with those feeling thinking they may " loose their friend " ( actually they are gutless losers ) .So they keep these feeling pent up inside them forever or till the time these feeling die out or some other FRIEND comes in their life for whom they begin to feel even strongly.
Ok up till this line 99.67% of u do not agree with me , even i fall in the 99.67% category.But now let me state the exceptions to this law.This law is like ORGANIC CHEMISTRY exceptions are more important than the actual principle.
1. If either the guy or the gal is committed to someone else , it has been found in many cases that those special feelings do not originate.
2. If you are not attracted by the other person's physical appearance then you can be friends , but i speak for you coz the other person may have feeling for you after all BEAUTY LIES IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.No matter whatever you say "inner beauty is this...inner beauty is that..." ull always prefer a partner to whom you are physically attracted."love at first sight" is the perfect example to support my claim , how can u love a person without even knowing his/her name ,character , nature, etc. its the physical attraction that people call love@1st site.
3. If the other person is your friend's sister/brother , ex-lover , current companion , etc. you two can be friends. Ill take a moment here to tell you all about the "BRO CODE". You all may have heard it somewhere or the other , it actually does exist and here it is :: " a friend should not allow feelings to develop within him towards his friend's sister (be it cousin) or his girl friend ".This code has been followed for ages in the men society and even many times violated but still considered irrefutable.
If you and ur friend do not fall in either of the above 3 categories then i can vouch for fact that either of you have feelings for the other peroson.These feelings may not be overwhelming in magnitude but they do exist trust me ive seen many people say no to me on my face but within themselves they cant deny the fact.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Dissection of mail ids
Disclaimer : the subsequent passage is not meant to hurt or mock anyone . In case you fall in category 2 you wouldnt feel insulted in the 1st place coz u dont have the wits to comprehend the fact that you are being mocked plus you are super cool man.
As much as I've observed all the email ids can be categorized into 3 parts
1. the decent types:: this is the type of email id that a normal mature person adopts.he/she uses his/her name(only their name) conjuncted/or not to some other word. The word he/she picks is usually the one which the person thinks resembles his/her personality the best.Example vineet.keshri,kshitijrajiv,etc.People with such ids are pretty average down to earth people precisely why they are the least pinged when they join public chat room(much to their sorrow).They lack the flamboyance which people of category 2 savour .The advantage they have is that when they enter college they don't need to change their id because they dont get embarrassed when a girl asks for it.They have the benefit of using their id throughout their lives such as for placements and jobs and stuff and even when they are 40.
2. the wannabe:: this is exactly the type of id that a wannabe uses its characteristics being- it may/may not contain his/her name but will surely contain self-descriptive terms like cool,hot,funk,gorgeous,etc.Its like they are trying to project themselves to be the most desired person around.they fabricate they image in the byte world so as to lure unsuspecting people into being friends with them and then boring them for ages there-after.Example jai.cool.funk , amit4u , coolestshivi , kevin_alien007 , priya.gorgeous,etc . people do you really want us to believe you.They think that the world will certify the fact that they are cool or hot or watever and we all will worship them just by ascertaining the fact that they have used such terms in chosing their id.they also suffer with many problems in life , like they cant give such an id for placement purposes,job,etc.when they become MATURE (that is if they ever do) then they realise the stupidity of their id and the subsequent need to change it.
3. the new beginners:: this is the type of id that contains usually the full name followed by a sequence of digits.the sequence of digits used are not arbitrary but to a possibility of 99.23% are the digits of either their birth date (ddmmyy) or of the year they established their presence in the internet circuit.examples anshulbansal1988 , sanjay2007 , etc.these are the people who when they created their account didnt exactly know what they will b doing on the internet or how big/small the internet will be a part in their life.They just created the account for the heck of it.They are usually not techo-savy and kindof introvert . People with such ids share the benefits of category 1 but with 1 disadvantage , they cant conceal their birth date or age , so they rule out the possibility of avoiding giving birthday treat by giving wrong information about their birthdate.
As much as I've observed all the email ids can be categorized into 3 parts
1. the decent types:: this is the type of email id that a normal mature person adopts.he/she uses his/her name(only their name) conjuncted/or not to some other word. The word he/she picks is usually the one which the person thinks resembles his/her personality the best.Example vineet.keshri,kshitijrajiv,etc.People with such ids are pretty average down to earth people precisely why they are the least pinged when they join public chat room(much to their sorrow).They lack the flamboyance which people of category 2 savour .The advantage they have is that when they enter college they don't need to change their id because they dont get embarrassed when a girl asks for it.They have the benefit of using their id throughout their lives such as for placements and jobs and stuff and even when they are 40.
2. the wannabe:: this is exactly the type of id that a wannabe uses its characteristics being- it may/may not contain his/her name but will surely contain self-descriptive terms like cool,hot,funk,gorgeous,etc.Its like they are trying to project themselves to be the most desired person around.they fabricate they image in the byte world so as to lure unsuspecting people into being friends with them and then boring them for ages there-after.Example jai.cool.funk , amit4u , coolestshivi , kevin_alien007 , priya.gorgeous,etc . people do you really want us to believe you.They think that the world will certify the fact that they are cool or hot or watever and we all will worship them just by ascertaining the fact that they have used such terms in chosing their id.they also suffer with many problems in life , like they cant give such an id for placement purposes,job,etc.when they become MATURE (that is if they ever do) then they realise the stupidity of their id and the subsequent need to change it.
3. the new beginners:: this is the type of id that contains usually the full name followed by a sequence of digits.the sequence of digits used are not arbitrary but to a possibility of 99.23% are the digits of either their birth date (ddmmyy) or of the year they established their presence in the internet circuit.examples anshulbansal1988 , sanjay2007 , etc.these are the people who when they created their account didnt exactly know what they will b doing on the internet or how big/small the internet will be a part in their life.They just created the account for the heck of it.They are usually not techo-savy and kindof introvert . People with such ids share the benefits of category 1 but with 1 disadvantage , they cant conceal their birth date or age , so they rule out the possibility of avoiding giving birthday treat by giving wrong information about their birthdate.
Monday, December 15, 2008
WHY BLOG??
THERE ARE MANY REASONS A PERSON STARTS BLOGGING MINE ARE SIMPLE AND LOGICAL::
1.IM JOBLESS.MY B2 CDCs HAVE GIVEN ME AMPLE AMOUNT OF TIME FOR ME TO INDULGE IN OTHER RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES i.e. BLOGGING.
2.I HOPE THAT BLOGGING WILL SERVE AS MY REHAB CENTRE.I WANT TO DE-ADDICTIFY(IF NOT IN YOUR OWN BLOG WHERE ELSE WILL YOU USE SELF-CONJURED WORDS) MYSELF OF COUNTER STRIKE a.k.a CS.THE GAME HAS BECOME SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART OF MY LIFE THAT IT IS BEGINNING TO AFFECT ME IN A NEGATIVE WAY.
3.SINCE TAKING ADMISSION IN BITS PILANI I HAVE REALISED THAT MY GRASP OVER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE HAS DETERIORATED.SO I HOPE INVOLVING MYSELF IN ANY SORT OF LITERARY ACTIVITY MAY REDEEM THE DAMAGE DONE.
4.LASTLY, WRITING IS THE WAY TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.SO RATHER THAN HAVING MY OPINION PENT-UP INSIDE ME ILL USE THIS BLOG TO EXPRESS MYSELF AND GET OVER THINGS WHICH DISTURB ME.
SO PEOPLE HERE I AM A NOOB STEPPING INTO A WELL DEVELOPED WORLD OF HIGHLY INTELLECTUAL BEINGS,I AM OPEN TO ALL SORTS OF CRITICISM AND MOCKERY THROWN MY WAY( YES KESHRI GIVE ME YOUR BEST).SO LET THE SHOW BEGIN.....
1.IM JOBLESS.MY B2 CDCs HAVE GIVEN ME AMPLE AMOUNT OF TIME FOR ME TO INDULGE IN OTHER RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES i.e. BLOGGING.
2.I HOPE THAT BLOGGING WILL SERVE AS MY REHAB CENTRE.I WANT TO DE-ADDICTIFY(IF NOT IN YOUR OWN BLOG WHERE ELSE WILL YOU USE SELF-CONJURED WORDS) MYSELF OF COUNTER STRIKE a.k.a CS.THE GAME HAS BECOME SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART OF MY LIFE THAT IT IS BEGINNING TO AFFECT ME IN A NEGATIVE WAY.
3.SINCE TAKING ADMISSION IN BITS PILANI I HAVE REALISED THAT MY GRASP OVER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE HAS DETERIORATED.SO I HOPE INVOLVING MYSELF IN ANY SORT OF LITERARY ACTIVITY MAY REDEEM THE DAMAGE DONE.
4.LASTLY, WRITING IS THE WAY TO GET ANYTHING OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.SO RATHER THAN HAVING MY OPINION PENT-UP INSIDE ME ILL USE THIS BLOG TO EXPRESS MYSELF AND GET OVER THINGS WHICH DISTURB ME.
SO PEOPLE HERE I AM A NOOB STEPPING INTO A WELL DEVELOPED WORLD OF HIGHLY INTELLECTUAL BEINGS,I AM OPEN TO ALL SORTS OF CRITICISM AND MOCKERY THROWN MY WAY( YES KESHRI GIVE ME YOUR BEST).SO LET THE SHOW BEGIN.....
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