Monday, June 22, 2009
a blogger's resurrection
hello people...for long i thought that i was like the 72% other bloggers who create their profile with full zeal and enthusiasm but then as time passes their inclination towards blogging fades away, but i have risen from the ashes like a phoenix and have re stared blogging.
Highlights of the last few months::
1. my last sem went decently well though i am still addictid to counter strike.
2. my brother got married to his Japanese girl-friend Ai Nakatani in a gorgeous wedding held in lucknow on 1st june.
3. Shanky finally broke up with a certain someone.(for good)
4.i think i have injured my knee permanently because it has been persistently paining intermittently for the last few months.
5.ive developed a pouch , but plan to get rid of it in july.
6. vinnet keshri is single.
7. arjun is still in love with a certain someone.
8. India realised it sucks at cricket.
9. madrid soon to be the strongest team one can ever fantasize about.
thats it folks ill try to be in touch more regularly.peace
Highlights of the last few months::
1. my last sem went decently well though i am still addictid to counter strike.
2. my brother got married to his Japanese girl-friend Ai Nakatani in a gorgeous wedding held in lucknow on 1st june.
3. Shanky finally broke up with a certain someone.(for good)
4.i think i have injured my knee permanently because it has been persistently paining intermittently for the last few months.
5.ive developed a pouch , but plan to get rid of it in july.
6. vinnet keshri is single.
7. arjun is still in love with a certain someone.
8. India realised it sucks at cricket.
9. madrid soon to be the strongest team one can ever fantasize about.
thats it folks ill try to be in touch more regularly.peace
Thursday, February 19, 2009
TIME
The greatest asset given to human kind. We humans know precisely the vehement importance of time. In our life every second counts , in every minutes our life changes appreciably and everyday we commute 360 degrees.
But in spite of all the importance given to time im not able to understand one aspect of time keeping that has been quite prevalent since the very birth of time. WHY DO PEOPLE SET THEIR WATCHES CERTAIN SPECIFIC MINUTES AHEAD OF THE ACTUAL TIME?
HOW CAN IT EVER POSSIBLY HELP THEM TO FINISH ANY CERTAIN TASK BEFORE TIME?
See my thinking is if ive set my watch 5 minutes ahead then whenever ill look at the time i know that since ive set my watch 5 minutes ahead i have extra 5 minutes in hand. Is it the fact that the people who set their watch a certain time ahead of the actual time suffer from amnesia that they totally forget that they have set their watches ahead ; and regulate their life accordingly.
What would help is if someone sets your watches ahead of time without telling you , in that case since you are totally unaware of the modification you'll start doing things according to the new time ( which will be beneficial to you but without your knowledge ) .So people who themselves set their watches ahead a certain time please stop acting dumb set your watches straight.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Long time no see
My sincerest apologies to all my readers for abstaining them from accessing the creative literary genius i withhold within myself (in layman terms im sry for not posting anything on my blog for a long time) but now im back and will try to quench all that has become parched by my absence. The following is a post dated 4th January but because of my LAN problem couldnt post online.
A NEW SEMESTER AND FEW RESOLUTIONS::
Following the academic debacle ive had for the last year and a half , a new semester bring new life to me.Its like a new ray of hope and optimism , of joy and expectations of glory. The first month is the best no tutorials no exams just me , my comp and LAN. Ive seen 12 movies in the past 6 days and played CS daily for an hour( heaven cant be better that this) . I know very soon these good times will come to an end and the unhampered bombardment of daily tutorials seminars and tests will start . I hope this semester becomes the turning point of my life(for the better).
Resolutions::
1. No consumption of alcohol
2. Will study more
3. Will not promote nuclear warfare
4. Will work for PETA ( ive heard Pamela did photo shoot for them yummiee )
5. Will eat protein rich food like chicken , mutton and beef.
6. Will follow resolution 5 and disregard 4.
BACK TO PRESENT TIME ::
Now ruminating my success of resolutions , i have almost achieved every task i had assigned myself <"applause"> other than joining PETA ( im sorry Pamela to keep you waiting ). This time ill try to be more regular to my faithful readers.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Happy New Year in wrong spirits(pun intended)
Ill narrate a very recent incident , it was me and my frnds having our new year celebration.We all had been frnds for ages , so to say i was in a good company is an understatement.We had bought booze for ourselves and had lit a bonfire in my frnd's garden(yes his parents knew we were "celebrating" ) the weather was just perfectly cold and we had poured our first pegs.Ok something out of context there is a saying that ' there r a hundred ways of getting something wrong but only 1 way to get it right' and so among my frnd we had a guy who ruined our perfect night-out.There are people who r not seasoned drinkers , they try their hand at hard drinks just to gel in wd others and celebrate the moment but people of this sort ruin the good time others r trying to have.They r not aware of their alcohol-capacity and drink excessively and once high they talk shit about 'how sad their life is ' or such depressing topics.Its like once they r high its all about them , they cannot keep their mouth shut and interrupt everyone and make a fool of themselves.Ultimately they puke a number of times and are helped by others in reaching the bed.Such tea-tottlers shouldnt spoil the night for others who have gathered to have a good time.
By the way in the aforementioned story im the newbie non-alcoholic loser.But there are some very important things ive learnt from my humiliating night-out
1. Always drink among ur frnds.There r so many thinks which u rattle out once ur drunk that acquaintances can b dangerous group once equipped with secrets.
2 Drink slowly and know your capacity.Puking is one of the most disgusting feeling u can have when ur drunk.
3. Enjoy the high but dont ruin it for others.Control ur emotions.
4. When uve crossed the critical point and entered the drunk category go to a corner and puke as much as possible otherwise the hang-over is a killer.
These are very few things i learnt in a single evening.Enjoy ur new year.May the booze be with you....
By the way in the aforementioned story im the newbie non-alcoholic loser.But there are some very important things ive learnt from my humiliating night-out
1. Always drink among ur frnds.There r so many thinks which u rattle out once ur drunk that acquaintances can b dangerous group once equipped with secrets.
2 Drink slowly and know your capacity.Puking is one of the most disgusting feeling u can have when ur drunk.
3. Enjoy the high but dont ruin it for others.Control ur emotions.
4. When uve crossed the critical point and entered the drunk category go to a corner and puke as much as possible otherwise the hang-over is a killer.
These are very few things i learnt in a single evening.Enjoy ur new year.May the booze be with you....
Monday, December 29, 2008
GHAJINI
Saw the most awaited movie of the year GHAJINI.My anticipation had exceeded all bounds seeing the trailer over and over again and listening to the songs.But the movie did not live up to MY expectation.Here is what all ive learnt seeing the movie :-
1. South ka director will remain South ka director no matter who they work with ,if uve ever seen any South ki flick u can readily identify similar patterns.Its as if they are so stereotype that they cant work outside their genre.Even Aamir Khan the last surviving sane artist of Bollywood got contaminated by Tollywood(or watever) and followed a numb-witted jackass(read Director) by performing a very well written role(watch "Momento")in a very senseless fashion.
2.South has some pretty good babes. Asin has the looks and acting skills but i didnt pay 120 bucks to see a cute babe ive Chikipedia for that.
3.Jia khan's role was meaningless and stupid( she was studying 3rd year MBBS at a prestigious medical college lol).A spasmodic panicky cry-baby whose sole purpose was do an item number to satisfy the sexually raging spectators(it seemed as if her clothes were ravaged by hungry dogs before she wore them , and who performs at a college fest like that).
4.The most idiotic part of the movie was the final fight.In the grand finale Aamir goes all hell broke loose and beats up around 40-50 people single handily by his bare arms.If Sunny Deol did it in that shitty movie GADAR it was ridiculous but when Mr ' so called perfectionist ' did it in a fit of rage it became awesome.I cant seem to comprehend the fact that Mr Ghajini was a prosperous mafia/don , none of his men including him had a single gun/pistol.Is this the level to which our Indian villains have stooped not a single gun/pistol thoo.
5. Lastly I know Aamir's role had a good built but surviving a rod thrust in your abdomen , dude r u serious?? . Even if one even if one accepts the incomprehensible , is the Mumbai Police too busy throwing lover out of parks that they did nothing when a man supposedly killed 30 something people , where is the law and order or is it that is u have short term memory ur exempt from every crime.
The reason im so much enraged after watching Ghajini is coz it was Aamir Khan , he was the LAST SAMURAI and he's let himself down.Not only did he work in a inspired(read shamelessly copied) movie but he screwed it up. So only god help Bollywood.And no im not practising to be a film critic.
1. South ka director will remain South ka director no matter who they work with ,if uve ever seen any South ki flick u can readily identify similar patterns.Its as if they are so stereotype that they cant work outside their genre.Even Aamir Khan the last surviving sane artist of Bollywood got contaminated by Tollywood(or watever) and followed a numb-witted jackass(read Director) by performing a very well written role(watch "Momento")in a very senseless fashion.
2.South has some pretty good babes. Asin has the looks and acting skills but i didnt pay 120 bucks to see a cute babe ive Chikipedia for that.
3.Jia khan's role was meaningless and stupid( she was studying 3rd year MBBS at a prestigious medical college lol).A spasmodic panicky cry-baby whose sole purpose was do an item number to satisfy the sexually raging spectators(it seemed as if her clothes were ravaged by hungry dogs before she wore them , and who performs at a college fest like that).
4.The most idiotic part of the movie was the final fight.In the grand finale Aamir goes all hell broke loose and beats up around 40-50 people single handily by his bare arms.If Sunny Deol did it in that shitty movie GADAR it was ridiculous but when Mr ' so called perfectionist ' did it in a fit of rage it became awesome.I cant seem to comprehend the fact that Mr Ghajini was a prosperous mafia/don , none of his men including him had a single gun/pistol.Is this the level to which our Indian villains have stooped not a single gun/pistol thoo.
5. Lastly I know Aamir's role had a good built but surviving a rod thrust in your abdomen , dude r u serious?? . Even if one even if one accepts the incomprehensible , is the Mumbai Police too busy throwing lover out of parks that they did nothing when a man supposedly killed 30 something people , where is the law and order or is it that is u have short term memory ur exempt from every crime.
The reason im so much enraged after watching Ghajini is coz it was Aamir Khan , he was the LAST SAMURAI and he's let himself down.Not only did he work in a inspired(read shamelessly copied) movie but he screwed it up. So only god help Bollywood.And no im not practising to be a film critic.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Baba Sri Sri Ayush ka gyan
Today's topic is GIRLS.The following are a few characteristics of girls ( typically of Indian origin and culture so Kohli tu lite le)
1. They are the biggest hypocrites.They will wear t-shirt that will be just long enough to touch the upper border of their jeans but whenever they will bend or sit their tshirt will get raised and then starts the continuous intermittent fidgeting with the tshirt.Girl if u r conscious abt showing off ur skin then wear something an inch longer , NO that they wont do.Its like they r offering us a sleaze fest with periodic censorship.Its very irritating for the guy sitting across the table coz it makes him conscious too.You make him feel as if ur saying "Stop staring at my waist u pervert bcoz of u ive to pull down my tshirt every second"
2. Two girls can never b good friends(as good as we guys gel).Ive never come across 2 girls who r friends infront of each other be as good a friend behind the other one's back.Its like they have this inherent weakness(bitchiness) to rattle out dark secrets and bad things about the other girl behind her back.They just cant see the other one happy.
3. They are million to the power 1 million times emotional than us.they have a tendency to cry at even very insignificant things.Its like a challenge for the guy "lets see if u can pass a week without making me cry".Im not satanic but the best part is that just when they r abt to cry they all look so sooo cute that u just cant help urself but to hurt them again just to see that cute look , but once the actual crying start its quite a disheartening sight.Relation with a girl is like adopting a baby ull have to b always alert , careful and handle them very carefully.
4. Girls r usually dumb.the hardest thing is to make a girl realize u like her.See girls have this ego/attitude that they wont approach the guy even if they like him and they r sadist to the core that they wont even drop off hints that they like the guy in question.Its only when the guy takes a blind leap of hope and confesses his affection towards the girl that the girl says " idiot ive liked u for ages pehle kyun nahi kaha".but usually out of fear and lack of confidence the guy is not able to communicate his affection and thats how 74.34 % of crushes end , rather than being expressed they r mumbled in the mouth a million times but never actually spoken.
5. Girls want to listen they r the best if watever they do or watever they wear.Dudettes be realistic there is always room for improvement. If a guy does the unthinkable of advising a girl that this tshirt is not matching wd this jeans or something of this sort he is being told u dont like me anymore, u dont like the was i dress, etc.On the other hand we have to face comments like uve a bad choice of clothes/no colour sense when u pick ur clothes,etc and dare we say anything.
6. There is something in babies and puppies that stimulates a sense of motherhood in them and then everything around them is secondary its just the baby/puppy who is the apple of their eye.I wish to b a puppy in my next life atleast koi bandi pyaar toh karegi.
1. They are the biggest hypocrites.They will wear t-shirt that will be just long enough to touch the upper border of their jeans but whenever they will bend or sit their tshirt will get raised and then starts the continuous intermittent fidgeting with the tshirt.Girl if u r conscious abt showing off ur skin then wear something an inch longer , NO that they wont do.Its like they r offering us a sleaze fest with periodic censorship.Its very irritating for the guy sitting across the table coz it makes him conscious too.You make him feel as if ur saying "Stop staring at my waist u pervert bcoz of u ive to pull down my tshirt every second"
2. Two girls can never b good friends(as good as we guys gel).Ive never come across 2 girls who r friends infront of each other be as good a friend behind the other one's back.Its like they have this inherent weakness(bitchiness) to rattle out dark secrets and bad things about the other girl behind her back.They just cant see the other one happy.
3. They are million to the power 1 million times emotional than us.they have a tendency to cry at even very insignificant things.Its like a challenge for the guy "lets see if u can pass a week without making me cry".Im not satanic but the best part is that just when they r abt to cry they all look so sooo cute that u just cant help urself but to hurt them again just to see that cute look , but once the actual crying start its quite a disheartening sight.Relation with a girl is like adopting a baby ull have to b always alert , careful and handle them very carefully.
4. Girls r usually dumb.the hardest thing is to make a girl realize u like her.See girls have this ego/attitude that they wont approach the guy even if they like him and they r sadist to the core that they wont even drop off hints that they like the guy in question.Its only when the guy takes a blind leap of hope and confesses his affection towards the girl that the girl says " idiot ive liked u for ages pehle kyun nahi kaha".but usually out of fear and lack of confidence the guy is not able to communicate his affection and thats how 74.34 % of crushes end , rather than being expressed they r mumbled in the mouth a million times but never actually spoken.
5. Girls want to listen they r the best if watever they do or watever they wear.Dudettes be realistic there is always room for improvement. If a guy does the unthinkable of advising a girl that this tshirt is not matching wd this jeans or something of this sort he is being told u dont like me anymore, u dont like the was i dress, etc.On the other hand we have to face comments like uve a bad choice of clothes/no colour sense when u pick ur clothes,etc and dare we say anything.
6. There is something in babies and puppies that stimulates a sense of motherhood in them and then everything around them is secondary its just the baby/puppy who is the apple of their eye.I wish to b a puppy in my next life atleast koi bandi pyaar toh karegi.
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