Once again..

Yet again i give a futile attempt to resurrect my blogging skills.But i know eventually the Bitsian curriculum and my love for counter-strike will coerce me to stop attending to my blog.Anyways till then....
BITSIAN 4-1 was VERY happening with my friends getting placed awesomely CHANDA@ 8+ lacs KAMA @ 10+ lacs GOD @ 7-8lac etc.etc.
Then with my EEE cdcs life became one hectic affair.But soon became monotonously irritating tuts+tests+labs+pathetic marks then came along my Knight in shining armour BADMINTON.Yes it was my analgesic , the rush the thrill the fun was something that helped me put behind the miseries clouding my mind.Not to disregarding my addiction of counter-strike.
This sem i handed over a suicide note to the ID it read " I Ayush Saxena 2006B2A3772 opt for Analog and Digital Verilog Designing as my CDC." A dark humour apt for the Bitsian junta.
As far as the future part is concerned I am still undecided,standing at the junction playing with my options of job / MS / MBA.May the star of Bethlehem show me the way.
So my numerous dedicated followers I will try to live up to the expectation you all have set for me , to quench your never ending thirst for literary brilliance.Till then long live tundey kababi .

CHILD LABOUR CENTRES

A few days back i was strolling in my locality when I saw a very strange billboard , ill quote

"STAR MAKER ACADEMY - NURTURING UPCOMING ARTISTS IN THE FIELD OF SINGING , DANCING AND DRAMA . A PLACE TO PREPARE YOU FOR ALL THE BIG TELEVISION SHOWS."

Stupid is what came to my mind at first.How over the board are such parents who enroll their wards in such an institution , how hungry for fame and quick earning are such parents who coerce their children into such a life of uncertainty and eventual failure.
Indian media has once again exhibited how vehemently it affects the feeble mind of the Indian masses to which it caters.If IITs and AIIMS were not big enough issues for an average kid to worry about now the added expectations of unleashing the melodious singer or awesome dancer or an actor within yourself is another feat one is expected to achieve.
Though I would like to appreciate the quick thinking and the well-groomed business mind which conceived the idea of such an "ACADEMY" .
Anyways we Indians will never have the foresight of seeing past trivial goals and will continue to push our young-ones into the fire of competition , scaring their minds forever with failure and guilt.I pity the short-sightedness of such parents and the doomed future of such kids .Anyways MERA BHARAT MAHAAN. JAI HIND

the dawn of age

A few days back I gave my mom the job of sorting out the wedding photos which involved going through 5gb of photos and dividing them event-wise into 4 folders.A very trivial task but the tough part for my mom was that all this work was on the laptop.Now a fact of matter is that she is computer literate but is not too comfortable with it.So soon after starting the work she got irritated , because we earlier had a mouse which broke so she had to do everything with the touch-pad,and left the thing incomplete.I started teasing my mom about how obsolete her methodology is regarding the computer related work.To comfort her I explained to her how my generation is far too intelligent than her's and How we are able to comprehend and see reason in things faster than our ancestors.I am a MSc. Chemistry just like my mom so whenever she isn't able to understand anything she calls for me.I feel happy that i am able to help her out but i never forget to prove my superiority by cracking a joke on her.

I have come to realise this fact that no matter how much we mock our elders as of now we will be facing the same situation with role-reversal when we grow old.I see toddlers play with mobile phones and other gadgets which I had never heard of when i was their age.I pity my state when my kids will mock me about being technically obsolete.

Manifestation of Marvelousness

It was judgement day and as the heavens would have it Armageddon took place.Roger Federer versus Andy Roddick.The script was written and re-written by sport columnists with Andy Murray being replaced my Andy Roddick .Roddick played his part well.Too well.

I am more of a footballer but I appreciate all that the sporting world has to offer and Wimbledon Final 2009 was the zenith for the sporting world. Nothing is more captivating than a fallen hero rise to the occasion and prove his mettle to his fans.And Roger did just that.Having lost last year he rose with valor and excellence and proved his worth to the world.He is the King , deal with it.

People may say that Rafa was not there,I would like to assure them even with Rafa around this King had no match.He is enjoying his top-notch tennis for quite a while now and seeing his performance there is no stopping him for quite some time.

I saw some friends of me write that Roddick lost being the better player throughout that match.Balls.With 50 aces in 1 match and pit less stamina to support his perpetually superb forehand shots i don't think Roddick was the better player.No doubt he played well , much better than what he had exemplified in the past but the day was meant to end the way it ended.My sympathy with Andy but kudos to the King.

The etymology of Vineet Keshri

18 years have passed since i have known Vineet Keshri and he hasn't changed much since the inception of our acquaintance.Weird , techno-phillic, self-obsessed self-advertising geek but he has come a long way from "kevin_alien007" to being "vineet.keshri".Facts that all are not aware of ::

1. He is this persistent complain-freak.A pessimist to the core, always keeps lamenting about his boring desolate dull single life.Its because of his constant irritating depressing attitude that he has earned the title of "abla pilla". You can appreciate the abla pilla face in the above pic.The above face was the response to the statement "vineet pay your share of the bill".

2. Contrary to general perception Vineet Keshri was involved in courtship activities with a certain someone.He discontinued his affair on the pretext that the girl he was going out with was below his standard.ahem ahem.

3. He is this typical baniya , even at dutch-treats all that comes out of his pockets are some coins,if we are lucky.

4. He preposterously wears Woodland boots even in unbearable heat of Pilani because he feels his feet are ugly.

5. His "fun" activities made me come up with the famous phrase "mere sab dost chutiye hai".Ans yes he was always on the other side of the thin line between tafri and chutiyaap.

6.In school all he used to play was computer games , though he was good at them but that's all he did before college and now after coming to college he despises gamers.

7. Many people have asked me about Vineet's sexual orientation.All i wanna say is he is not gay ,that's just his way of having fun with people.

There is a lot more from where that came from , as time passes we will unravel more about Vineet Keshri , i like to keep my readers thirsty for more.

Section 377

I accepted the fact that i am not as devoted a blogger as i should be.The reason being that I somehow don't get that urge to blog primarily because i do not like to blog about trivial matters and nothing of significance ever happens in my life.But something has happened of monumental significance " The government of India has revoked section 377 of the Constitution which stated that homosexuality is a crime " .With the act being revoked India is finally opening its eyes and broadening its horizon.I am very proud that such a thing finally happened , its better late than never .I am not gay-phobic I am more of a "live and let live" kind of a guy.I do not care if a friend/acquaintance /stranger is gay or not , how does it bother me and how does it bother India as a country,i could never come up with an answer to this question.But I'm glad the country has come to its senses.
It was a preposterous proposition to have implemented this act in the first place.Though it will be an interesting spectacle to see closet gays finally stepping out of their hibernation and such people will definitely involve some not-so-famous celebrities who will follow the steps of britney and linsday to enhance their publicity.
Whatever follows i am glad India has finally opened its doors and is accepting the changes which come with it.

My new watch and my new bhabhi

a blogger's resurrection

hello people...for long i thought that i was like the 72% other bloggers who create their profile with full zeal and enthusiasm but then as time passes their inclination towards blogging fades away, but i have risen from the ashes like a phoenix and have re stared blogging.
Highlights of the last few months::
1. my last sem went decently well though i am still addictid to counter strike.
2. my brother got married to his Japanese girl-friend Ai Nakatani in a gorgeous wedding held in lucknow on 1st june.
3. Shanky finally broke up with a certain someone.(for good)
4.i think i have injured my knee permanently because it has been persistently paining intermittently for the last few months.
5.ive developed a pouch , but plan to get rid of it in july.
6. vinnet keshri is single.
7. arjun is still in love with a certain someone.
8. India realised it sucks at cricket.
9. madrid soon to be the strongest team one can ever fantasize about.
thats it folks ill try to be in touch more regularly.peace

TIME

The greatest asset given to human kind. We humans know precisely the vehement importance of time. In our life every second counts ,  in every minutes our life changes appreciably and everyday we commute 360 degrees.

But in spite of all the importance given to time im not able to understand one aspect of time keeping that has been quite prevalent since the very birth of time. WHY DO PEOPLE SET THEIR WATCHES CERTAIN SPECIFIC MINUTES AHEAD OF THE ACTUAL TIME?

HOW CAN IT EVER POSSIBLY HELP THEM TO FINISH ANY CERTAIN TASK BEFORE TIME?

See my thinking is if ive set my watch 5 minutes ahead then whenever ill look at the time i know that since ive set my watch 5 minutes ahead i have extra 5 minutes in hand. Is it the fact that the people who set their watch a certain time ahead of the actual time suffer from amnesia that they totally forget that they have set their watches ahead ; and regulate their life accordingly.

What would help is if someone sets your watches ahead of time without telling you , in that case since you are totally unaware of the modification you'll start doing things according to the new time ( which will be beneficial to you but without your knowledge ) .So people who themselves set their watches ahead a certain time please stop acting dumb set your watches straight.

Long time no see

My sincerest apologies to all my readers for abstaining them from accessing the creative literary genius i withhold within myself (in layman terms im sry for not posting anything on my blog for a long time) but now im back and will try to quench all that has become parched by my absence. The following is a post dated 4th January but because of my LAN problem couldnt post online.

A NEW SEMESTER AND FEW RESOLUTIONS::

Following the academic debacle ive had for the last year and a half , a new semester bring new life to me.Its like a new ray of hope and optimism ,  of joy and expectations of glory. The first month is the best no tutorials no exams just me , my comp and LAN. Ive seen 12 movies in the past 6 days and played CS daily for an hour( heaven cant be better that this) . I know very soon these good times will come to an  end and the unhampered bombardment of daily tutorials seminars and tests will start . I hope this semester becomes the turning point of my life(for the better).

Resolutions::

1. No consumption of alcohol

2. Will study more

3. Will not promote nuclear warfare

4. Will work for PETA ( ive heard Pamela did photo shoot for them yummiee )

5. Will eat protein rich food like chicken , mutton and beef.

6. Will follow resolution 5 and disregard 4.

BACK TO PRESENT TIME ::

Now  ruminating my success of resolutions , i have almost achieved every task i had assigned myself  <"applause"> other than joining PETA ( im  sorry Pamela to keep you waiting ). This time ill try to be more regular to my faithful readers.

Happy New Year in wrong spirits(pun intended)

Ill narrate a very recent incident , it was me and my frnds having our new year celebration.We all had been frnds for ages , so to say i was in a good company is an understatement.We had bought booze for ourselves and had lit a bonfire in my frnd's garden(yes his parents knew we were "celebrating" ) the weather was just perfectly cold and we had poured our first pegs.Ok something out of context there is a saying that ' there r a hundred ways of getting something wrong but only 1 way to get it right' and so among my frnd we had a guy who ruined our perfect night-out.There are people who r not seasoned drinkers , they try their hand at hard drinks just to gel in wd others and celebrate the moment but people of this sort ruin the good time others r trying to have.They r not aware of their alcohol-capacity and drink excessively and once high they talk shit about 'how sad their life is ' or such depressing topics.Its like once they r high its all about them , they cannot keep their mouth shut and interrupt everyone and make a fool of themselves.Ultimately they puke a number of times and are helped by others in reaching the bed.Such tea-tottlers shouldnt spoil the night for others who have gathered to have a good time.
By the way in the aforementioned story im the newbie non-alcoholic loser.But there are some very important things ive learnt from my humiliating night-out
1. Always drink among ur frnds.There r so many thinks which u rattle out once ur drunk that acquaintances can b dangerous group once equipped with secrets.
2 Drink slowly and know your capacity.Puking is one of the most disgusting feeling u can have when ur drunk.
3. Enjoy the high but dont ruin it for others.Control ur emotions.
4. When uve crossed the critical point and entered the drunk category go to a corner and puke as much as possible otherwise the hang-over is a killer.

These are very few things i learnt in a single evening.Enjoy ur new year.May the booze be with you....